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americanhighwayflower:

The idea of women faking orgasms makes me extremely sad. Don’t do that. Don’t let that dude who doesn’t know what a clitoris is think going in and out is enough. If you make him cum you deserve the same in return even if he has to go down on you for 30 minutes or some shit. Don’t inflate men’s egos even more by making them think their dick is a magic wand.

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

humorinrecovery:

Being terrified of receiving love from people

humorinrecovery:

Being terrified of receiving love from people

elvesandwalkers:

This movie. *cries*

“ I think she’s special. She doesn’t need anyone. Like that’s the thing. Even if we were together, she wouldn’t really belong to me. She doesn’t belong to anything. She’s off in her own world… ”

— Childish Gambino  (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

Title: Once Upon A December (Piano Version)
Artist: Emile Pandolfi
Album: Believe
Played: 96609

mixtape2014:

Save this one for a night when all you want is for your brain to let you rest. Too often I go to bed, my body exhausted, my mind unable to stop moving. Luckily, there’s this masterful version of “Once Upon a December” from the (highly underrated) animated movie Anastasia. It’s a perfect piece to guide you to a peaceful slumber, because this music? It’s the stuff of dreams.

“ Both men and women should feel free to be sensitive. Both men and women should feel free to be strong… It is time that we all perceive gender on a spectrum not as two opposing sets of ideals. ”

Emma Watson

(Check out her full UN speech.)


How I would narrate the Olympics
  • me:  he's doing some athletic shit
  • me:  and omg look at that butt
“ I’m not used to being loved. I wouldn’t know what to do. ”

F. Scott Fitzgerald, ”More Than Just A House (via sinisteria)

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

thatfunnyblog:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

thatfunnyblog:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times